Room For Two

The cat’s in the bag

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend



Room for baby and cat in laundry hamper

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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