Room For Two

The cat’s in the bag

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend



Room for baby and cat in laundry hamper

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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