Room For Two

The cat’s in the bag

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend



Room for baby and cat in laundry hamper

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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