Room For Two

The cat’s in the bag

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend



Room for baby and cat in laundry hamper

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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25-Jun-2017