Room For Two

The cat’s in the bag

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend



Room for baby and cat in laundry hamper

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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Good Boy
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I Can Still Kiss You
Wet Nose Fixer
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21-Oct-2017