Waiting For Spring in Canada

Why Canadians don’t stop too long for coffee at Timmy’s

Joe forgot to bring along his de-icing equipment



Motorcycle rider frozen with ice icycles

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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17-Nov-2017