Waiting For Spring in Canada

Why Canadians don’t stop too long for coffee at Timmy’s

Joe forgot to bring along his de-icing equipment



Motorcycle rider frozen with ice icycles

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Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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22-Jul-2017