Waiting For Spring in Canada

Why Canadians don’t stop too long for coffee at Timmy’s

Joe forgot to bring along his de-icing equipment



Motorcycle rider frozen with ice icycles

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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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20-Sep-2017