Wine Glass Chair

Backyard dining for a wine connoisseur

Aussies know how to always keep a glass at hand



Wine Glass Chair

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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25-May-2018