Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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26-Apr-2019