Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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24-Feb-2018