Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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15-Oct-2018