Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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10-Dec-2017