Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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18-Sep-2019