Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney


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17-Jul-2018