Bacon Women

Why women are like bacon



Women are like bacon

Bacon recipe for long-lasting, tasty relationships

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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21-Oct-2018