Bacon Women

Why women are like bacon



Women are like bacon

Bacon recipe for long-lasting, tasty relationships

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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24-May-2018