Beer Pong

Alcohockey - Canadian variation of beer pong



Canadian Beer Pong

Where everyone scores!
Combining air hockey with ping pong - a soggy Canadian board game

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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16-Dec-2017