Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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21-Feb-2018