Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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23-Aug-2017