False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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23-Nov-2017