False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

A prophet is without honor in his own community. - The Bible

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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22-Sep-2018