False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Hunter S. Thompson

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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