False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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22-Nov-2018