False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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22-Feb-2019