False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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25-Sep-2017