False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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20-May-2018