False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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22-Jul-2017