False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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19-Jul-2018