False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

All generalizations are false, including this one. - Alexander Chase

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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19-Feb-2018