Ice Cream Clouds

Reaching for a scoop of vanilla weather

Ice cream cone reaches out to background clouds - sky illusion

White cloud formations in the sky

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

see also   Illusion,  Scenery  &  Weather  Sections
Angry Birds
Bird Smoker
Buddha Plane
Cold Canada Winter
Construction Clouds
Fast Beach Chicken
Happy Sky
Here Comes Another One
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
Jar of Birds
Jet Propelled Eagle
Painfull Skydive
Stork Exhaust
Titanic’s Non-Romantic Scene
Winter Mirror


Emotion Stew

Irish Rugby Fans

Daily Trivia D

Work Hard Philosophy

Irish Sunblock

Eat More Greens Diet

Leprechaun Treats

Irish Diplomacy

Irish Virgin

Irish Banister Blessing

Irish Alzheimer's

Irish Philosophy

St. Patrick's Pot of Gold

Irish Flu Shots

The Fert

Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey!

Hanging Out With Friends

Irish Birth Control

Philosophy of House Cleaning

Flooded Ireland Streets
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious