Egyptian Pyramid Scheme

Egypt, a land that’s still in deNile



Pyramid Prank



To date there are 138 Egyptian pyramids, most built as
tombs for the country’s Pharaohs. Cairo, the capital of
Egypt, is home to the Giza Pyramids.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

The pyramid once passed there was still a short way to go before we confronted the Sphinx, in the middle of what our contemporaries have left him of his desert. - Pierre Loti

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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