Tear-Paper Wall

Peeling back the layers of personal privacy



Tear-Paper Wall

Wall framing tips for new house construction

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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