Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side





Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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23-Oct-2018