Discount Florida Hotel

When the bed’s a crockin’, don’t come knockin’



Discount Florida Alligator Hotel

Big Florida gator hunts - inside and outside tours

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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx


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25-Apr-2018