Fill The Tank

Nonna shows Luigi respect for the local police force



Fill The Gas Tank

Finding the nearest container when you gotta go

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Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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21-Feb-2018