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Electrical safety is not just for Poles - it’s for Germans too!

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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21-Feb-2018