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Electrical safety is not just for Poles - it’s for Germans too!

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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