Lost Leg

How Chipper Jones got his nickname

“Has anyone found my other leg?”

Worker sticks leg into a wood chipper

Work safety is a priority when using portable wood chippers

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

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