Lost Leg

How Chipper Jones got his nickname

“Has anyone found my other leg?”



Worker sticks leg into a wood chipper

Work safety is a priority when using portable wood chippers

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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20-Nov-2017