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Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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