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Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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The Future of Social Media
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Texting In The Old Days
The Future of Social Media
The Outernet
Twitter Overload
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10-Dec-2017