Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert



Beware of Camels Crossing Sign in Israel

Beware of Tanks Crossing and Dust Clouds sign in Israel

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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Camel Hatchback
Camel Herders of the 21st Century
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Camel Photobomb
Camel Pumps
Camel Walkers
Cameleon
Camelflage
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Dead Sea Burgers
Dust Bytes for Dust Mites
Falafel and Shawarma
Fill The Tank
Maid Dust
Muslim Camel
Redneck Tank
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Tank Bike
Tank Top Security
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26-May-2018