Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert



Beware of Camels Crossing Sign in Israel

Beware of Tanks Crossing and Dust Clouds sign in Israel

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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22-Oct-2017