Car Elas Sale

Passing by a backwards proposition



Backwards car sales signs

Sign of an Israeli car salesman?
Hebrew is written and read from right to left, rather than
left to right as in English

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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18-Nov-2017