Car Elas Sale

Passing by a backwards proposition



Backwards car sales signs

Sign of an Israeli car salesman?
Hebrew is written and read from right to left, rather than
left to right as in English

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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Shark Week Theme Song

W'Airing Out The Jet Engine

Stolen Car

VW SideCar

Let Me In - I'm Hungry

SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Football Chicks

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles B

Modern Romance

Train Photobomb

Guatemala Sinkhole

Bread Slice

Summer Headstand

Welcome To Australia

Chewing Gum Hazard
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20-Jul-2017