Joe’s Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster



Joe's Place road sign in Israel

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Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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21-Apr-2019