There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin The time is always right to do what is right.  Martin Luther King Jr. I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.  Alan Turing Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle.  Randal Marlin I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also Clothing, Relationship & School Sections Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Mennonite Longhand Math 
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