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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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28-Jul-2017