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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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18-Nov-2017