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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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24-Apr-2018