Elephant Instructions

‘How To’ manual for your newly purchased elephant



Elephant Instructions

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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20-Nov-2017