Elephant Instructions

‘How To’ manual for your newly purchased elephant



Elephant Instructions

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him. - Abraham Lincoln

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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19-Sep-2017