Elephant Instructions

‘How To’ manual for your newly purchased elephant



Elephant Instructions

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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22-Jul-2017