Elephant Instructions

‘How To’ manual for your newly purchased elephant



Elephant Instructions

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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