A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
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