A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump
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