A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
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