A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
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