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How girls arrange fire equipment


A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.

“Thanks,” the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”


Sirens is golden!

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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21-Apr-2018