A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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