Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost The equation of religion with belief is rather recent.  Arnold J. Toynbee Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle.  Joekster College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle.  Randal Marlin You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.'  Daniel Tammet A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin see also College, Relationship & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Always Right Apple Pi Best Clock Ever Bike Chain Clock Cursor Clock Dancing Mathematician Digital Analog Clock Edible Pi Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Math in Africa Math Clock Math Dice Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Newfoundland Digital Clock Pi Chart Pi Number Pie Pumpkin Pi Solar System Watch Spider Time Time Flies Who Cares Clock Window Sundial Word Puzzle Clock Working Round The Clock 
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