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Not angles, but angels. - Pope Gregory I

Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

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