Not angles, but angels.  Pope Gregory I Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, Relationship & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Always Right Apple Pi Best Clock Ever Bike Chain Clock Cursor Clock Dancing Mathematician Digital Analog Clock Edible Pi Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Math in Africa Math Clock Math Dice Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Newfoundland Digital Clock Pi Chart Pi Number Pie Pumpkin Pi Solar System Watch Spider Time Time Flies Who Cares Clock Window Sundial Word Puzzle Clock Working Round The Clock 
