Not angles, but angels.  Pope Gregory I Come to the nerd side. We have Pi.  Unknown There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle.  Joekster I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle.  Randal Marlin I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.'  Daniel Tammet Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also College, Relationship & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Always Right Apple Pi Best Clock Ever Bike Chain Clock Cursor Clock Dancing Mathematician Digital Analog Clock Edible Pi Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Math in Africa Math Clock Math Dice Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Newfoundland Digital Clock Pi Chart Pi Number Pie Pumpkin Pi Solar System Watch Spider Time Time Flies Who Cares Clock Window Sundial Word Puzzle Clock Working Round The Clock 
