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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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22-Sep-2017