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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

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While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

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Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

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I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

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I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

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Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

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A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

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I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

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No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

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My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

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