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This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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