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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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