Blonde's Cooking Diary
Dear Diary,
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I
made angel food cake. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." The neighbors
were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls."
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing." So
I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice."
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients,
then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." Which is what led up to Bob
asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in bowl and beat
it." There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.
(oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for
roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Good night, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to
come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would
like to surprise him with "Chocolate Moose."