Penny For Your
Thoughts
Words of financial wisdom from your
gynecologist...
A middle-aged
woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
“Come now,” coaxed the doctor,
“you've been seeing me for years! There's
nothing you can't tell me.”
“This one's kind of
strange...”
“Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied.
“Well,” she said,
“yesterday I went to the
bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked
down, the water was full of pennies.”
“I see.”
“That afternoon I went
again and there were nickels in the bowl.”
“Uh-huh.”
“That night,” she went on,
“there were dimes and this morning there were
quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,” she implored,
“I'm scared out of my
wits!”
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder and said,
“There, there, it's nothing
to be scared about...”
(Ready for this?)
(I'm warning you...)
(Still not too late ... delete now!)
(I know, I know ... you couldn't resist any more than I could at this point...)
“You're simply going
through ... the change.”