It’s Never Too Late, Harley

Born To Be Wild

Hang in there, Granny!



Granny motorcycle rider

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved. - Robin Williams

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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17-Nov-2017