Great news! Some of the old favourite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience...
- Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
- The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
- Credence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising”
- Marvin Gaye: “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
- The Who: “Talkin’ ’Bout My Medication”
- The Troggs: “Bald Thing”
- Carly Simon: “You’re So Varicose Vein”
- The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
- Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
- Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
- The Temptations: “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
- ABBA: “Denture Queen”
- Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
- Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”
- Procol Harem: “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
- The Beatles: “I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”
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