Blonde’s Medical Dictionary
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Artery . . . . . . . . . . . Study of paintings
Anally . . . . . . . . . . . Occurring yearly
Bacteria . . . . . . . . . . Back door to cafeteria
Barium . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do to their patients when treatment fails
Benign . . . . . . . . . . . What you be, after you be eight
Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . Letter like A, E, I, O and U
Caesarian Section. . . . . . A district in Rome
Catarrh . . . . . . . . . . . Stringed instrument
CAT Scan. . . . . . . . . . . Searching for Kitty
Cauterize. . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
Colic. . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
Coma . . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark
Congenital . . . . . . . . . . . Friendly
D & C. . . . . . . . . . . . . Where Washington is
Diarrhea . . . . . . . . . . . Journal of daily events
Dilate . . . . . . . . . . . To live longer than your kids do
Enema. . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
Fester . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker than someone else
Fibula . . . . . . . . . . . A small lie
Genital. . . . . . . . . . . Non-Jewish person
G.I. Series. . . . . . . . . . World Series of military baseball
Grippe . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
Hangnail . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook
High Colonic . . . . . . . . . . . Jewish religious service
Hospital . . . . . . . . . . The biggest building in town, other than Joe’s feed warehouse or Frank’s lumber mill
Impotent . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
Intense Pain . . . . . . . . . . . Tortue in a teepee
Labour Pain . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff. . . . . . . . A Doctor’s cane, sometimes shown with a snake
Morbid . . . . . . . . . . . A higher offer than I bid
Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than day rate
Node . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
Outpatient . . . . . . . . . A person who has fainted
Pap Smear. . . . . . . . . . Fatherhood test
Pelvis . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin to Elvis
Post Operative . . . . . . . Letter carrier
Prostrate . . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
Protein . . . . . . . . . . . Favouring young people
Recovery Room. . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
Rectum . . . . . . . . . . . Damn near killed him
Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . . . Amorous
Scar . . . . . . . . . . . Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion. . . . . . . . . . Hiding something
Seizure. . . . . . . . . . . Famous Roman Emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section
Serology . . . . . . . . . . . Study of knighthood
Tablet . . . . . . . . . . . A small table to change babies on
Terminal Illness . . . . . . Getting sick at the train station
Testicle . . . . . . . . . . . Examination for ticklishness
Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
Tumour . . . . . . . . . . . . An extra pair
Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you’re out
Varicose . . . . . . . . . . Located nearby
Vein . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited



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Redneck Medical Terms

 

Tea Party Weapon

Reading Talent

ParaPlane Ride

iArm

Instant Engine Starting Down Under

Shakespeare Pens

Car-nage

Drum Kit Chandelier

Standoff

New Man Group

Octopus Skateboarding

Sling Signs

Beauty Bag

Dodgy Ticker

Orcar
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21-Sep-2018