An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheese, salami, anchovies) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. “Abdul, you son of a camel, where is my water?” demanded the Emir. “A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “But a man is sitting on the well.” see also   Nationality  Section 100 Camels Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room

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