Bear Runner
Two hunters were surprised by an angry Grizzly Bear. They quickly climbed a tall
tree, and then watched in horror as the bear began to climb the tree.
One guy quickly dropped his equipment, took off his heavy boots and started
putting on his tennis shoes.
The other guy laughed and said, “You’ll never outrun that bear!”
The first replied, “I don’t have to outrun the bear… I just have to outrun you!”