Cheaters Dilemma

Who’s to blame for the wrong answers?


During a high school English final exam, the teacher found a student peeking at a classmate’s answers.

“How can you cheat so blatantly?” the teacher shouted. “You have already stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”

“Don’t blame me, sir,” replied the student. “If her handwriting weren’t so bad, I could have got it all at one glance.”



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