Saddam's Relatives
[Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family
members are coming to the attention of American authorities…]
Among the brothers:
Andelay ......... the Mexican relative
Anyday .......... the optomist
Bejay ........... the gay brother
Biliray ......... the country music star
Couriay ......... the mailman
Curriay ......... the East Indian relative
Delay ........... the Project Manager
Ebay ............ the internet czar
Ecksray ......... the radiologist
Fillthay ........ the once-a-year bather
Gentlay ......... the bomb maker
Goofay .......... the Walt Disney lookalike
Guday ........... the half-Australian brother
Gulay ........... the singer / entertainer
Huray ........... the sports fanatic
Mauway .......... the surfer
Mersayday........ the car dealer
Munay ........... the finance guy
Myway ........... the big boss
Ojay ............ the stalker / murderer
Portray ......... the artist
Puffay .......... the smoker
Puray ........... the blender factory owner
Pureay .......... the devout Muslim
Regay ........... the half-Jamaican brother
Segway .......... the transportation guy
Sooflay ......... the restaurateur
Tupay ........... the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Bufay ........... the 300 pound sister
Constantlay ..... the nattering wife
Dushay .......... the clean sister
Elementaray ..... the one who never made it to high school
Gudlay .......... the prostitute
Lattay .......... the coffee shop owner
Macromay ........ the crafts girl
Ollay ........... the half-Mexican sister
Porkay .......... the chunky one
Pourquay ........ the French translater
Pusay ........... the 'loose' 22 year old
Sapheway ........ the grocery store owner
Sherbay ......... the health fanatic
Siestay ......... the laid back sister
Slowlay ......... the lazy one
Spagetay ........ the kitchen cook
Stayaway ........ the Iraq Mad Cow Disease specialist
Noway ........... the eternal pessimist
NotBadeh ........ the Canadian joe-kster
More will no doubt be discovered...