Newspaper Swindler
Outside
the town hall, a boy selling newspapers shouted out,
“Extra! Extra! Read all about
it! Two men swindled!”
A man walked up to the boy, bought a paper, and sat down to read it.
“Hey, kid,” he protested a few moments later,
“there's
nothing in here about two men being cheated!”
“Extra! Extra!” bellowed the boy,
“Three
men swindled!”