On her 90th birthday, a Jewish woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her last will and testament. She went to her Rabbi to make two final requests. “First, she insists on cremation.” “What is your second request?” the Rabbi asks. “I want my ashes scattered over Bloomingdale’s.” “Why Bloomingdale’s?” “Then I’ll be sure that my daughters visit me twice a week.” see also   Family,   Nationality, Relationship,   Religion, Shopping  &  Tombstone  Sections Bread Shortage for Jewish Customer Jewish-Chinese Night before Christmas Jewish Fire Department Jewish Holiday Jewish Humour Jewish Mother-In-Law Jewish Samurai Jewish Satisfaction Jewish Suicide Pilots

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