That’s Your Father

Tracing the family tree at the beach


A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”

“That’s your father.”

“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?”


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The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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23-Jan-2018