Cat Swimming at the Olympics

Cat Olympian

Olympic events expanded to include cat swimming



Cat Swimming at the Olympics

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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18-Mar-2019