A Texan, a Frenchman, and a Russian were discussing the Old Testament.
“Adam and Eve had to be Texans,” the Texan said. “Only a
gentleman from Texas would share his only apple with a lady.”
“You are mistaken,” said the Frenchman. “They
were French. How else would they have been so much in love?”
The Russian said, “You are both wrong! Who but a Russian would walk around with
no clothes, have nothing but an apple to share between them, and think they were
in paradise?”
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