Parking Spot For Women

Guys, keep this spot reserved for lady drivers



Parking spot reserved for women

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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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17-Feb-2018