The Gynecologist completed the examination of his eighty-year-old patient and said to her, “Mrs. Jones, you’re in perfect health for a woman of your age. Is there anything else you need?”

Mrs. Jones said, “I’d like some birth control pills, please.”

”Really, Mrs. Jones, you don’t need birth control pills,” said the doctor.

She said, “You don’t understand, Doctor – they’re for my headache.”

The doctor chuckled as he said, “I can assure you, Mrs. Jones, birth control pills will not cure your headache.”

Mrs. Jones replied, “Oh, yes they will – I put one in my grand-daughter’s coffee, and my headache goes away.”