2005 Brinks Robbery

What’s important in a Brinks armoured vehicle in 2005



Brinks Robbery

They left the money but siphoned all the gas

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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