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Cheer Up - It Could Be Worse
It takes a lot to get a Newfie down

[Two old Newfie friends meet at the mall…]

Seamus: “Why do you look so sad?”
Jack: “I’ve just come from the Doctor. I not only have heart trouble, but I also have arthritis, high blood pressure, diabetes and a brain tumor. Any day now, I’m likely to die.”
Seamus: “It could be worse.”

Jack: “That’s what you think. My bank tells me they are going to foreclose on my mortgage. I’m bankrupt - broke.”
Seamus: “It could be worse.”

Jack: “Not only that, but my wife is suing me for divorce and intends to take the children.”
Seamus: “Well, it could be worse.”

Jack: “How could it be worse - there’s no way it could be worse…”
Seamus: “It could be me!”


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24-Sep-2017