[Two old Newfie friends meet at the mall…]
Seamus: “Why do you look so sad?”
Jack: “I’ve just come from the doctor. I not
only have heart trouble, but I also have arthritis, high blood pressure,
diabetes and a brain tumor. Any day now, I’m likely to die.”
Seamus: “It could be worse.”
Jack: “That’s what you think. My bank tells me they are going to
foreclose on my mortgage. I’m bankrupt – broke.”
Seamus: “It could be worse.”
Jack: “Not only that, but my wife is suing
me for divorce and intends to take the children.”
Seamus: “Well, it could be worse.”
Jack: “How could it be worse – there’s no
way it could be worse…”
Seamus: “It could be me!”
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