Two fishermen (a Newfie and a Redneck) were swapping lies on their B.C. vacation. Sheamus told of a tremendous struggle he had with a 250-pound salmon. Bubba listened quietly, and frankly admitted that he’d never caught anything quite that big. Bubba then told about the time his hook snagged a lantern from the depths of a Mississippi river. The lantern carried a tag proving that it was lost 50 years ago, but the strangest thing of all was that it was a waterproof lantern – and the light was still lit. For a long time both men sat in silence. Finally, Sheamus took a long draw on his pipe and said, “I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take 150 pounds off my fish if you’ll put out the light in your lantern.” see also   Fishing   Section “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Record State Catfish Catch Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher Names of the Colours Hard Working Cop Leroy's Hearing Found It! What's Your Blues Name? Drinking Friends Cowmodo Dragon Twin Dogs Hot Air Oven Perception Queen's Diamond Jubilee Trust Your Husband Family Tent Dog Soother

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