1. The lady always make the Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No man can possibly know all the Rules.

4. If the lady suspects the man knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.

5. The lady is never wrong.

6. If the lady is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the man did or said.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The lady can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The man must never change his mind without express written consent from the lady.

10. The lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the lady wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The lady must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether or not she wants him to by angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these Rules could result in bodily harm.