Wonderful Mice Traps
Meet a salesman that knows how to sell ice to an Eskimo...
“Look
here,” said the angry hardware dealer to the salesman,
“you
told me that those mouse traps you sold me were wonderful for mice but my
customers are complaining that they haven't caught a single mouse in them!”
“Well,”
calmly replied the salesman, “isn't
that wonderful for the mice?”