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“I gotta get some viagra!”
“Caution... low-flying airplanes!”
“Fred... now, look me in the eye and tell me you didn't eat my last bean burrito...”
“No, I still don't think the star we used on our tree last Christmas was too big. Why do you ask?”
“Well I might be just an old Haunch Back To you,
but at least I'm not an old rock with my crack showing.”
“I told you not to build him a damn treehouse, John. The kid weighs 300 pounds!”
Laurie San Miguel
“Nature Taking a Bow”
This is what happens when you get too close to Whitney Houstin
when she sings the line...
“ANNNND iii-ee ii will always looove you.”
“Why do all the trees in Minnesota bend towards the south?
Because Iowa Sucks.”
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