Thou Shalt Not Park Here
How to rid yourself of problem parkers...
The parking lot at the Baptist
Church was always full because the members of a
Presbyterian Church, one block away, were always using it in spite of being
requested many times not to do so.
Finally, the Baptist Church minister had bumper stickers put on all the cars in
their lot saying, “I’m proud to be a Baptist”.
There were no more parking problems...